Day one of missed period: You lied to me.
I even forwarded and joked about this winter pregnancy meme on Facebook yesterday. For 24 hours you let me down. The window clearly read "VACANCY." I was disappointed.
Day two: Do you call that a plus sign? Really? You can do better than that. It’s like you are in denial. No one is a little bit pregnant. No one.
You are fired.
Joyfully,
Mom to 100 toes



OK Mary,
ReplyDeleteI found your web page!!! (My computer should be fixed tomorrow) This stuff is all new to me...it's Dad!!! Anyway...if you are with a new Baby...may God bless You each!!! Try to relax & take good Care!!! Sweet!!! I been up for 16 hours getting this day done...and now wish you pleasant dreams...& Peace...Happy New year...Mama of many toes!!! & More Toes on the way!!! How Blessed!!! Love you!!! Dad
Does the positive sign need to show as + plus??? Dad
DeleteLove you too, Dad! The positive sign on the second test is barely visible...even if you are wearing your glasses. Lol! But I am definitely expecting:)
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