Tuesday, January 7, 2014

100 Toes

Dear Clearblue,

Day one of missed period: You lied to me. 


I even forwarded and joked about this winter pregnancy meme on Facebook yesterday. For 24 hours you let me down. The window clearly read "VACANCY." I was disappointed.


Day two: Do you call that a plus sign? Really? You can do better than that. It’s like you are in denial. No one is a little bit pregnant. No one.

You are fired. 
 
Joyfully,

 
Mom to 100 toes

3 comments:

  1. OK Mary,
    I found your web page!!! (My computer should be fixed tomorrow) This stuff is all new to me...it's Dad!!! Anyway...if you are with a new Baby...may God bless You each!!! Try to relax & take good Care!!! Sweet!!! I been up for 16 hours getting this day done...and now wish you pleasant dreams...& Peace...Happy New year...Mama of many toes!!! & More Toes on the way!!! How Blessed!!! Love you!!! Dad

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    1. Does the positive sign need to show as + plus??? Dad

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    2. Love you too, Dad! The positive sign on the second test is barely visible...even if you are wearing your glasses. Lol! But I am definitely expecting:)

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