Dad, we'd just like to say you're a great farter!
Oops...we meant "father."
You're a real gassy fellow!
Oops...we meant "classy."
No man alive has a bigger fart!
Oops...we meant "heart."
We'd continue, but it's only
gonna get worse.
Happy Birthday Daddy!
Love,
All your children

Happy birthday, Uncle John!
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday, Johnny!!! Hope your weekend was a good one.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kateri and Mary Ann... and a happy birthday to you, too, Kateri. Take care, love, Uncle John.
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